This isn’t a drill. We repeat, this isn’t a drill.
When updating your LinkedIn profile, you in all probability spotlight your pc abilities, administration expertise and aptitude for teamwork, however ‘lover of avocados’ may not have made it onto your bio.
This it appears is the place we’re all going improper.
Apparently we must always all be including a little bit flare to our profiles if we wish to bag essentially the most fascinating jobs. In the event you had talked about your fondness for avo toast for instance, you may nicely have been head-hunted for the brand new restaurant place of Avocado Taster.
No, this isn’t a joke – it’s really attainable to eat avocados for a residing.
In the event you’re fascinated with a transfer to Australia and you’ve got over two years’ expertise ‘smashing avocados on toast or comparable’, you may wish to apply to pop-up restaurant, Good Fats.
The restaurant, devoted to the fruit, is seeking to rent a brand new workforce member and the job description merely includes consuming avocados.
Named ‘Head of Avocados Controller’ – sure actually – the job would contain sampling the restaurant’s 20 avocado dishes, starting from smashed on toast to ice cream kind (generally known as the Avocornetto).
‘Australia’s first avocado pop-up eatery is coming to Sydney and we’re searching for our metropolis’s primary avocado aficionado to be our Head of Avo Management,’ the official job description learn. ‘Good Fats opens its doorways on 2 November for one month solely, giving Sydney-siders the prospect to bask in edible gold (ahem… inexperienced…) whereas not breaking the financial institution.’
‘As Head of Avo Management you’ll style check every of the 20 avocado dishes on the menu earlier than Good Fats opens its doorways to the general public, guaranteeing an avo-licious expertise for each buyer.’
When it comes to job descriptions it doesn’t get a lot better, however if you wish to achieve success you’ll have to fulfill sure standards.
The profitable candidate will want a minimal of two years expertise getting ready avocados, confirmed information of checking an avocado ripeness and be obtainable within the coming months.
In the event you’ll excuse us we’re off to Australia.