After Chrisette Michelle sang for Trump, she was dropped by her report label. Gospel singer Tina connected with mango Mussolini and needed to cancel her tour. Ray Lewis went to Trump tower and needed to repent his sins throughout the nationwide anthem at a Ravens sport.
And now The Daily Mail is reporting that the fourth-funniest King of Comedy (I feel that makes him an Earl of comedy … or possibly a Viceroy) has suffered a dent in his profession since he briefly visited Trump Tower to stay his mustachioed tongue up Donald Trump’s anus.
In response to the Mail, Harvey desperately wished to maneuver to Los Angeles to assist his new spouse, Marjorie Harvey’s, tv profession. (I do know what you’re pondering. Don’t ask me. I typed her identify into the search bar and Google mentioned: “I’on know, bruh. You bought me.”) His radio syndicator, Premiere networks, would solely do the deal if Harvey bought his possession in his present to them. Now he now not owns his radio present.
However he was banking the whole lot on his tv present. His present with NBC was doing nicely within the rankings, however the Marquise of Comedy determined to not renew his contract as a result of he wished a increase and NBC wouldn’t consent to him shifting to Los Angeles. So Steve advised them to kick rocks, packed up his luggage and moved to Beverly … Hills that’s, and that’s when the whole lot modified.
Then he went to go to Trump and the whole lot modified. (Besides his mustache, which is able to at all times make him seem like a misplaced member of the Whispers.)
Apparently, Steve thought he was immune from black folks’s tendency to say “nah, we don’t fuck with you no extra.” In response to a Day by day Mail supply:
‘That is the second his model took successful. He had been by a couple of scandals earlier than – the divorces, the Miss Universe Pageant and the Asian joke gone dangerous – however he had by no means confronted the wrath of his core viewers earlier than, middle-aged African Individuals. And sadly for Steve, he was too boastful to appreciate the load of his mistake and by no means made amends to his loyal followers for it.’
The rankings for the Household Feud dropped. Half the viewers for his present Little Massive Photographs disappeared into skinny air. NBC’s Steve Harvey Present constantly had a 2.2 within the rankings. His new present Steve had a 1.eight share, which was one thing to construct on. However after the Viscount of Comedy visited the king of pussy-grabbing, his rankings fell to a 1.2. He commonly loses to Wendy Williams and is barely maintaining with Rachel Ray and Jerry Springer.
Not solely are the rankings tanking for nearly each undertaking he’s engaged on, however the prices of manufacturing the exhibits have elevated due to his transfer to L.A. and his fee calls for. Many have speculated that at the very least one off the entities might cancel his contract, which is possible as a result of—for the primary time in his profession—he doesn’t personal any of his content material.
Now Harvey needs to revamp his picture. He lately mentioned throughout a present: “Assembly with Donald Trump was the worst mistake of my life. I ought to have by no means gone up there,” and employed a picture guide to assist him get better. (I’m guessing the picture guide is trash, as a result of he hasn’t minimize that push broom on his higher lip.)
I’ve a principle. Possibly Cardi B is a sorceress who stole all of Steve Harvey, Chrisette Michele and Tina Campbell’s mojo. Or possibly folks don’t wish to watch an unfunny, sentient milk dud babble on TV. Or possibly it’s karma from telling his employees to not look him within the eye or when he made enjoyable of Flint’s consuming water. I heard Steve Harvey was attempting to purchase NBC.
Or possibly, simply possibly, black folks don’t fuck with individuals who throw them beneath the bus in trade for the momentary proximity to energy. Maybe shaking hand with somebody who seeks to disenfranchise and marginalize the identical individuals who took a easy Nobleman of Comedy and made him a millionaire doesn’t sit proper with our spirit. Possibly we’re treating Steve Harvey like a lady treats a boyfriend after she catches him sneaking out of one other lady’s home.
Steve Harvey cheated on us. We are able to’t belief him anymore.
We discovered that in a e book we learn. I feel it was referred to as: Act Like A Girl, Suppose Like A Not-Humorous, Thrice-Married, Relationship Recommendation-Dishing out Huckster Who Auctioned His Soul To The Lowest Bidder And Now Needs Help From His Folks.
I assumed the title was kinda lengthy, however the e book was fairly good.
Learn the Day by day Mail’s article here.