Alcohol is a hell-of-a drug, and it’s nearly the one rationalization I can give you for why the individual on this video was in a position to stumble so catastrophically straight right into a street-parked 2001 Porsche Boxster S. Simply wait till you see the dent.
Full disclosure: this video was despatched in by good friend of Jalopnik Myriam, a journalist who was my co-driver for a few days throughout final 12 months’s Mini Takes The States (which you’ll be able to examine here).
You may see Myriam stress-free, journalisting maybe, on the desk there within the reflection as some bozo makes a idiot of themselves down beneath. Simply check out the harm they left of their wake:
Rattling, that’s fairly a sizeable dent proper above the wheel. I’m extraordinarily curious what harm, if any, was prompted to the stumbling projectile in query. In our correspondence, Myriam stated the automotive was already scheduled for repairs, and I’ll comply with up with any updates.
Within the meantime, I can’t cease watching this fool. I form of hope they ended up OK, however on the identical time, it’s simply stunning to witness. Please watch out the place you park your our bodies, folks, and let’s hope this idiot didn’t find yourself behind the wheel. Myriam, at the least, appears to be taking it properly—higher than I’d, however actually, what are you able to do should you don’t catch it because it occurs?