Melania Trump is pissed as a result of Ivana Trump mentioned some flippant dumb shit throughout a Good Morning America interview about how she’s first woman as a result of she was married to Donald first. Earlier than we get into the meat of it, simply take into consideration this: Think about beefing over a six-foot-two ham hock? That’s much less of a rhetorical query than an existential one and I can’t think about a religious conundrum that’s a lot bleaker.
On GMA, selling Elevating Trump (scratch that—additionally bleak), Ivana was like, “I’ve the direct quantity to White Home, however I no actually wish to name him there as a result of Melania is there… I don’t wish to trigger any sort of jealousy or one thing like that, as a result of I’m mainly first Trump spouse. I’m first woman, OK?”
As a substitute of recognizing Ivana’s exaggeration for what it was—an ideal web page from Donald’s personal playbook, overstatement to make headlines within the curiosity of self-promotion—and letting this woman cook dinner, Melania took the defensive route, proving that regardless of how a lot she plagiarized Michelle Obama, she absolutely didn’t internalize her most-quoted message. (They go low, we go excessive.)
“There’s clearly no substance to this assertion from an ex,” she mentioned, in an official assertion, which might have been a tremendous Shade Room publish however doesn’t make for a really dignified second from a lady who insists that she “plans” to make use of her title and position to assist youngsters. (You’ll tell us when she does that, little doubt.)
They’re remaking First Wives Membership, to my nice delight, however maybe they need to skip it and do a Third Wives Membership, simply to instruct your dad’s youthful spouse who you do not name your stepmom how one can keep calm within the face of petty. In different information: welcome to full hell.