If Westworld had been actual, we might all be fucked.
That a lot was clear after I attended New York Comedian Con’s Westworld: The Expertise, an immersive activation that makes company really feel like they’re visiting the fictional park that encourages you to “stay with out limits.”
In a part of the expertise set as much as appear like the Mariposa Saloon, a “host” requested one in every of my fellow attendees what they deliberate to do first in Westworld.
“Shoot somebody,” this particular person mentioned.
It was a joke, and the spectacularly poor timing, given current occasions in Las Vegas, did not strike me till later. In that saloon, it actually felt like we had been a part of Westworld, and the truth outdoors did not exist. Out right here now we have our guidelines, our codes of conduct, and nonetheless we battle. On HBO’s Westworld, the park brings out folks’s darkest impulses…so maybe solely a style of Westworld is safer for now.
Westworld: The Expertise opened Thursday at the side of New York Comedian-Con. It is at a secret location (not terribly removed from the conference heart), and might solely be booked by appointment. The appointment desk itself strikes round too; each morning it will be someplace completely different close to the Jacob Javits Conference Middle in Hudson Yards, however the official Westworld Twitter account can have hints.
Inside, we had been greeted by an enormous ol’ Westworld emblem and a number — an actor, I reminded myself, though I forgot that fairly rapidly — who checks you in.
The atrium was filled with precise weapons and costumes from the present, in addition to extra hosts standing by. A sequence of screens on the partitions performed clips from the present, together with a Season 2 teaser that echoed disconcertingly within the high-ceilinged warehouse area.
As we took this in, one other host emerged from a hallway on the facet.
“Proma?” she requested, blinking a bit slower than regular, and never as typically as a human ought to.
“Are you prepared on your appointment?”
“I assume,” I mentioned, following obediently.
The hallway was small, however detailed all the way down to the indicators outdoors the doorways and their on-brand Westworld logos (there was additionally a locked door to Samurai World — sneaky). The host led me to a small room, the place I used to be to finish my character evaluation with a… host? Scientist? Psychic? Because the probing questions (“You may press a button that can finish all of the world’s issues however halve the inhabitants. What do you do?”) and subsequent evaluation proved, she might need been all three.
“I believe this is the place you reside,” she mentioned, pointing to a white hat. To my shock, I felt nearly immediately crestfallen. “However you want to discover this.” She lifted a black hat off a hook on the wall and I stood as much as obtain it. (It appeared superior.)
Yet one more host led us to the elevators and on our approach up, one other reporter requested her: “What if I mentioned ‘Stop all motor capabilities’?” (Tip: Do not do that). She deflected skillfully and allow us to out on the doorways to the Mariposa Saloon.
“Take pleasure in your keep at Westworld.”
For those who attend this or any comparable activation, do your self a favor and commit; as soon as I finished reminding myself that the hosts had been actors and that we had been truly in Manhattan, every part was instantly extra enjoyable. I could not assist shifting a bit slowly, a bit dramatically, as I pushed open the doorways to the Mariposa whereas sporting my swaggy new black hat.
Contained in the saloon, company obtain three cocktails: A candy sherry punch, and two extraordinarily sturdy cocktails (the whiskey drink is 100 proof and the rum within the milk punch is “overproof”). There is not time to do greater than sip except you chug, which implies accepting that you’ll be correctly drunk for a short time.
As I admired the self-playing piano and chatted with the hosts (“I am taking a video — oh, you do not have these, do you?”) the lights flickered and turned pink. Delos safety guards in protecting gear got here into escort us out via the freight elevator, and again into the cruel gentle of day.
As transient because it was, Westworld: The Expertise was simply the correct quantity of cool and creepy. I stepped outdoors with each look of a ~regular human~, however I could not deliver myself to take off that hat immediately. As a result of Westworld and its titular park are all about providing you with an unforgettable journey — and for a number of transient moments, I used to be one step nearer to it.
You won’t be capable of expertise Westworld for your self simply but, however you may get a style due to the three drink recipes we tried — here is what you may want:
1 oz. Manzanilla Sherry
1 oz. Amontillado Sherry
½ oz. lemon juice
1 oz. Mallorca tea syrup
¼ oz. pineapple vinegar
2 oz. water
2 oz. Westward Single Malt Whiskey
Barspoon of Demerara sugar
2 dashes Angostura Bitters
1 sprint Abbot’s Bitters
1 oz. cognac
1 oz. overproof rum
1 oz. chilly brew espresso
¾ oz. spiced Demerara sugar
½ oz. heavy transport cream
Westworld: The Expertise is now lively at New York Comedian Con via Oct. eight.