Bear in mind once we reached the top of 2016 and hoped that 2017 could be higher? Yeah, joke was on us – this 12 months has, if something, been worse than the final.
But when this calendar 12 months has one saving grace, it is gotta be porgs. 2017 is the primary 12 months in human historical past that porgs have been a factor, and we’re so completely happy we’re alive to see them.
We first met these cute hen … mammal … whatever-they-ares over the summer season, when one appeared in a behind-the-scenes sizzle reel from Lucasfilm. And, properly, it was love at first sight.
The porgs immediately grew to become a sensation, in the identical means that BB-Eight had within the run-up to The Pressure Awakens. And each new bit of data simply endeared them to us additional. They’re principally house puffins! They hang around with Luke and Rey and Chewie! They’re watched over by fish-bird nun creatures! Their young are called porglets!
Excuse us a second whereas we squee.
Plus, since porgs aren’t individuals, they do not include all of the attendant baggage. Rey is perhaps too highly effective for her personal good, Poe is perhaps flirting with the darkish aspect, and Kylo Ren is the definition of a problematic fave.
However porgs? They have no stake within the Star Conflict. They’re neither First Order nor Resistance. They’re simply cute little creatures who need to hang around on their cute little island, making cute little noises and having cute little porg events.
(In the event that they need to invite a few of these ice fox animals to their porg events, I would not thoughts one bit.)
If there’s one factor I’ve in opposition to the porgs, it is that they aren’t in The Final Jedi practically sufficient. This proper right here ought to have been the poster, tbh.
Sure, I do know a few of my colleagues imagine that the porgs are food, not friends, primarily based on a single picture of Chewbacca with what seems like a feather in his mouth. However I refuse to imagine it. If solely as a result of, guys, I repeat: 2017 has been actually, actually terrible. I want this to not be true. I couldn’t deal with it if the one advantage of this 12 months received eaten alive.
… Then once more, that would be essentially the most 2017 factor ever, would not it? Aw, crap. These porgs is perhaps lifeless meat in any case.